A Twitter User with handle @Arthur_Dennis_C tells us about his friend’s ordeal with a UNEC Girl On Valentine’s Day 2009
A friend of mine, doing pretty well for himself, has a furniture company with over 18 Chinese expatriates in Abuja decided to marry and settle down in 2009. So he met this young beautiful med student in UNEC. His thought was to appear like a humble average Joe without finesse. He’d borrow my Honda to travel and drop his BMW X5 or he’ll pick an airport taxi then switch to bike when he’s around UNEC.
He visited her at the end of every month for about 7 months. He was so crazy in love and very serious about his future with this chic that he would leave the guys every evening to go chat with the babe on BBM. Valentine’s day in 2009, my homeboy took a morning flight to Enugu without informing her, stopped by a supermarket and bought some things then proceeded to UNEC to surprise his babe.
Unfortunately for her, the entire crew of witches in her village were on duty. The devil himself wore Prada and tie gele on her behalf. My homeboy knocked on her door for about 15 minutes, convinced she was inside, he stayed put till she came out angrily with a towel firmly around her bosom to discharge whoever was the nuisance interrupting her Valentine fornication with campus boyfriend. On sighting her Abuja connect, she composed herself, greeted him and tactically blocked him from going into the room.
As a sharp guy, my homeboy coded what was going on, smiled and handed over the stuff he got for her. As she went inside to drop them, and put on some clothes my homeboy quickly tore out a cheque leaf and wrote her a ₦500k severance pay. Folded it nicely and passed it under the door, then switched off his phone and traveled down to Awka. He met his wife there, she was a Political Science student or something in Unizik.
The following week he came back to Abuja and gave me the lowdown. I was delirious from calculating what that ₦500k would’ve done in my life at the time. Fast forward to a week later, a strange number called and she introduced herself to me. Said she’s heard so much about Arthur and would like to drop by over the weekend. The day came, I played host and we got talking. Apparently the company cheque made her do some research about my homeboy and also got my phone number. I asked him nicely to come over and he refused. The next morning, my driver took her to Autostar and that was the last we heard of her.
Men also deal with unfaithful partners, we chop our L in peace and we move on. (View Tweet Below)
 

A friend of mine, doing pretty well for himself, has a furniture company with over 18 Chinese expatriates in Abuja decided to marry and settle down in 2009. So he met this young beautiful med student in UNEC. His thought was to appear like a humble average Joe without finesse.
— Ichie Homeboy (@Arthur_Dennis_C) February 14, 2018
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